Decluttered Candle Making Table?

So I'm mucking vaguely about with a history challenge and thought icemunmun's candle making table might be fun to use, but it does have some achronistic clutter on the top. I did give removing it a brief go myself, but managed only to a) confuse myself and b) make the table completely flat???

Clearly blender is a little beyond where I'm at in the learning process. 

If anyone had time I wondered if they wouldn't mind helping me keep the stone age glitter free?

My lesbianderthals will thank you :D